Twenty-Four Guest "Star" . . .
O.K., with that out of the way, on to more important matters. Dost my eyes deceive me or was that, um, I can hardly believe I'm saying this, was that Corey Haim as Lynn McGill on 24 last night?! See for yourself; this is a picture of Corey Haim, courtesy of IMDB:
[Pause as Matt reflects on what the world is coming to.]
Oh, crap, wait a minute, that's not Corey Haim, it's Sean Astin; I always get those guys confused. Anyway, the point still stands, I don't want any hobbits (or even former hobbits) on my adventure show. Aargh. I mean, how are we supposed to believe that a hobbit was able to review and digest an hour's worth of transcripts in 2-1/2 minutes, and then decode Jack's secret message in another 10 seconds? C'mon, no hobbit could pull that off.